Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Best line from 2009 is...

Customs officer at Montana/Alberta Border: "So, anything to declare gentlemen?"
Man in car (points to friend, riding shot gun, staring ahead intently): "My friend has polished off a full BMT sub with all the fixings, smoked half a pack of Marlboros in the last half hour and has a belly full of gin. I do declare he's had an excellent time!"

As told by Stephen Dee, now living in London.


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