Some observations...

are they correct, I dunno

NS..ers will talk till they are blue in the face
and keep er goin' over the odds bin at Frenchies.

Londoners will be polite and formal with you
but they won't raise an eyebrow or move down
the train once they've staked their claim on the
Central Line (in the rain).

Parisiens will sing Bonjour Madame and tut tut
at those who don't speak French and shrug at the
economic downturn - well why not? but the fact
remains: THEIR LITTLE DOGS MAKE GREAT BIG
SHITS THAT STICK IN GRATES.

noted on a rainy day after a w/e in Place de la Republic.