ideas for a sketch
A: I had hair. When I needed it.
A: Imagine Woody Allen doing a house showing.
A: Canadians nice? How is it possible when we have the same climate as the Russians?
A: We're experimenting with low-volume playing.
A: Um... (eyes to ceiling) Boo and Pineapple, of course.
Things I did not say.
I found you by googling 'botched executions" *NB. I did, I relented, eventually.
Things I did say.
I found you by googling "Primark Pants."
Why? I dunno.
Q: How do you feel directly after you`ve censored something that you wanted to say?